We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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