no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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