I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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