go do what you do best...puke behind churches
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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