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the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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