wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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