how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I need moral support for this bender
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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