she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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