you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Congratulations! We have a period
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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