i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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