Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
