So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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