i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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