belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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