Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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