porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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