we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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