At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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