So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
