i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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