If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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