The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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