i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
