she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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