He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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