just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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