just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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