We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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