I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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