Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
how do you play pong handcuffed?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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