i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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