I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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