If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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