this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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