So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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