I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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