i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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