At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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