so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
