She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
