Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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