This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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