I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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