How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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