I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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