4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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