My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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