I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
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At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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