I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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