Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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