He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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